Fred Thompson: because I played one on TV
Hillary Clinton: because my husband did it, and anything he can do, I can do better
Obama: because Oprah said I could
Mitt Romney: because I ran a business or two, what's the diff?
Guliani: because we need a hero and didn't anyone see 9/11?
Well there ya go, if you ever needed a reason, there's a whole bunch. I vote because it's illegal not to, but that doesn't mean I'm not politically aware.
ReplyDeleteThere's a few other high plains drifters out there
ReplyDeleteMaybe there is a play in that!! I'm intrigued that you are a playwright! So few women do that and I've always wondered about how to construct a drama - it seems harder somehow than other writing.
ReplyDeleteand if al gore runs: because i invented the internet and made a chic documentary.
ReplyDeleteWe just visited Washington DC last week with some friends. A row of porta-potties on The Mall were "hosted" by some group fighting for or against some very important issue. I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteEach porta-potty had a name plate of some black-listed politician. So you could choose who you were going to "honor" in your time of need.
Election seasons in this part of the country are a little looney.
Erin, that certainly is an interesting way to vote.
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ReplyDeleteI thought of one for John Edwards, but it was just too tasteless. Funny, but tasteless.