Me, me, me, me

Mir shot me, I mean tagged me for this crazy long meme. Like her, I'm picking and choosing. I may steal some of her answers just because I can't beat them.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Last night. Just because. Welcome to my world.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING
What's handwriting?
Oh, right, right, when you use that old fashioned pen thingy, the one that doesn't do anything on the blackberry but scratch the surface. Sure, I do. Why not? It's mine, and it's all I've got.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
It depends on which other person I was. If I was someone like me, I'd drive myself crazy. If I was someone with a lot of compassion and forgiveness and mercy, then sure. If I was someone with lots of money and decided to become a patron of writing, then of course!
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Moi? Sarcasm? Come on. I'm from Jersey. It's the language of love.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Only if I completely lost my mind first.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
No. That would take too much time.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
Hey, I do Pilates! Don't mess with me!
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Baileys. That's good stuff. Especially when laced with chocolate.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Anything that can be used against them. Just kidding. I don't know.
15. RED OR PINK?
Red, baby.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My cattiness. I know, I know. It's terrible. It pops up now and then, and the worst part is, it's really my insecurities.
There, now you have it.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My best friend who moved to Chicago.
20. WHAT WAS The LAST THING YOU ATE?
Breyers chocolate ice cream.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Thorougly Modern Millie.
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Red, baby. Or maybe orange, bright orange. Or a deep plum purple.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
my husband, the ocean.
30. FAVORITE FOOD(S)?
potatoes, potatoes, potatoes. my husband jokes that i'm setting off the next potato famine.
oh, and pasta.
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
From Homer to Harry Potter by Matthew Dickerson and David O'Hara, A Bigger Life by Annette Smith, Digging to America (audio on my iPod when I run) by Anne Tyler
42. FAVORITE SOUND?
ocean waves, my husband telling me he loves me and thinks I'm gorgeous
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Beatles
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Um, nothing I can tell you guys about...