Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 with Subtitles
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About Me
- Heather
- It is important that you know that my middle name is Anne (spelled with an "e"). It is my mother's middle name and my grandmother's middle name. It is the name of my favorite character, Anne of Green Gables. I want to be Anne of Green Gables, red hair and all. I love twirling and dancing to my favorite music on our smooth concrete floor.
speaking
For more information on my speaking ministry, click here.
publications
A Literary Analysis on the Book of Ruth at bible.org
Matt and Marnie Sittin' in the Tree, Or Something Like That at Infuze Magazine
The Cause of the Orphan in Kindred Spirit online
"My Scarlet Letter" in Three One Six: A Journal of Christian Thinking
"God's Secret to Contentment at Work" in The High Calling
"Spiritual Disciplines: Practicing Daily Scales" in Just Between Us
"'Tis the Season" in fwd: Magazine
"Mumbai Baby" in Mused Literary Review
Matt and Marnie Sittin' in the Tree, Or Something Like That at Infuze Magazine
The Cause of the Orphan in Kindred Spirit online
"My Scarlet Letter" in Three One Six: A Journal of Christian Thinking
"God's Secret to Contentment at Work" in The High Calling
"Spiritual Disciplines: Practicing Daily Scales" in Just Between Us
"'Tis the Season" in fwd: Magazine
"Mumbai Baby" in Mused Literary Review
pontifications
ancient stories
book reviews
- A Bigger Life
- A Long Way Down
- Arlington Park
- Back When We Were Grownups
- Beneath a Marble Sky
- Digging to America
- Feeling for Bones
- Handling Sin
- Harvesting the Heart
- I'm Not Julia Roberts
- Kite Runner
- Last Bite
- Leaper
- Love Walked In
- Matrix of Meanings
- Murder, Mayhem, and a Fine Man
- One Hundred Years of Solitude
- Quaker Summer
- Reconstructing Natalie
- Snow Flower and the Secret Fan
- Son of a Witch
- Straight Man
- Straight Up
- The Book of Lost Things
- The Character of Theology
- The Friday Night Knitting Club
- The Memory Keeper's Daughter
- The Restorer
- The Road
- Walk On
- Walking on Water
- Watching the Tree Limbs
- Wishing on Dandelions
what"s keeping me up at night
movies & theology
Writing Articles
Writing (and other related) Links
Misfit Writers
blogs of interest in no particular order (except alphabetical)
- Aspire2
- Author Intrusion
- Beyond Words
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- The Illustrious Heather Diane Tipton
- The Master's Artist
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- The View From Here
- They Hang Like Paper Lanterns
- Uncle Brent and His Nursery (plant, that is)
Blog Archive
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- In the Name of Love
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- The Woman's Place
- I'm up at the Misfits blog today, which is all abo...
- Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 with Subtitles
- Impressions at a Museum
- Review - Love Walked In by Marisa de los Santos
- Black and Read
- Cows and Fires
- Speaking
- What's My Line Again?
- Yay x 3
- Tension and Release
- Movies and Theology - Equilibrium
- ABA or CBA or ABCDEFG?
- Reviews – A Bigger Life and Son of a Witch
- Welcome, Higher Calling
- Me, me, me, me
- Misfits Misalign
- What's for Dinner?
- HAMLET ON THE STREET - Monologue by Craig Bazan in...
- Harry Potter Spoof
- My Non-Vacation
- Review - Nineteen Minutes by Jodi Picoult
- Movies and Theology - Over the Hedge
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the opposite of war isn't peace; it's creation
7 comments:
Yeah. I saw that yesterday. Poor girl. Even if I jokingly tried to be as random as possible and make as little sense as I could, I don't think I could manufacture a non-answer of that caliber. Let's hope, for her sake, her cluelessness is pervasive enough that she won't know the world is laughing at her.
The big mystery to me is how Mario kept a straight face. I would have exploded on the spot. At least Miss SC would have earned points for making me laugh.
Egads - horrible - if ever there was a symbol for "dumb blonde" - she fits it.
I wonder if she was coached to say South Africa and Asia and Iraq as much as possible no matter the question.
The funny thing was, she looked like she seriously believed her answer made sense.
Not just Iraq, but the Iraq.
Yeah, I thought that, too. Work in Africa and Iraq and you're a sure winner! Her coach forgot to tell her to actually make sense. And why South Africa? Their education is probably better than ours (I say that because some of my good friends are South Africans, teachers none the less, and they are much smarter than me).
Wow. I feel sorry for her. I'm sure she's not as dumb as her answer here. Maybe this is an extreme case of stage fright?
uh....yeah, I'm pretty much with everyone else here. Pretty dumb and kind of funny to watch, but really more painful. She's young and you hate to see her embarrassed so publicly.
It looked to me like a computer lock, with two conflicting commands. On the one hand, she had worked so hard on some speech, and she was prepared to give it. On the other hand, here was this question that was a surprise and required her to think on her feet.
Looks like she tried to do both and did a ctrl alt del.
I would just like to know where exactly is, "Everywhere in the such as?"
Of course, if many Americans don't have maps like Miss SC says, we certainly wouldn't be able to locate ourselves on said map would we?
Amazing what nerves can do to tie up the tongue!
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